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曲湿湿:拳打A妹,脚踩Gaga,血洗美国音乐榜的他究竟靠的啥?

漫画发布时间:2018-12-13来源:贼吧网漫画

最近两天,整个欧美音乐圈都被一位名叫“Kris Wu”的加拿大籍华人歌手“血洗”。

他的歌,横扫不屠掉了整个美国iTunes音乐排行榜!

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整个新专辑榜单前十名,有7首都是他的歌!

A妹(Ariana Grande)和lady gaga的歌都只能夹杂在他的曲目中“颤抖”,皇后乐队的歌只能“俯首称臣”。

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

A妹新歌惨遭血洗

甚至连唱片的预估销量都一度超过lady gaga的1750倍!

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

一夜之间,几乎所有美国人都发出灵魂的质问:“Who the fuck is this Kris Wu guy?”(“Kris Wu”到底**是谁?)

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

在美国群众一脸懵逼的时候,国内某吴姓明星却适时的向国内粉丝公布了自己新歌发布的“战况”!

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

没错,他就是我们的“Skr 小王子”——吴亦凡!

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

当美国群众还在一脸懵逼的时候

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

我们”屠榜战神“吴亦凡的工作室却早已备好了超级无敌的宣传文案。

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当A妹还深陷自我怀疑的漩涡时

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

“屠榜战神”吴亦凡的粉丝们却早已集体高潮。

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说起来也是丢人,我到现在还没有听过吴先生发布的新专辑《Anrares》,知道这事的原因还是因为某“不知名”脱口秀演员池子在微博的一场和吴亦凡粉丝的diss。

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

11月6日,池子在微博上喊话吴亦凡粉丝,让粉丝不要再“刷榜”,并善意的提醒吴亦凡粉丝:你们这样刷榜,他永远不清楚自己的音乐水平,没办法进步,为了他好,别刷了。

ps:粉丝支持偶像并不无妥,甚至用一些刷的手段也似乎能接受,可是也不能这么过火啊!对于歌手来说,正视自己的实力,才是最重要的,不是吗?

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

但池子这么一个“小脱口秀演员”,怎么能和曾经血战虎扑(无果)的吴亦凡粉丝比呢!

但是,吴亦凡的这群粉丝抱着国内音乐榜不刷,去嗷嗷刷美国的音乐流行榜单的行为还是让我十分费解。。。

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

但是人家人多力量大啊!

果不其然,池子被(自家粉丝)diss的很惨。

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

但是,池子一语成谶。

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

池子11月7日晚间声明

11月7日凌晨,吴亦凡的歌曲因为刷榜被iTunes清除了恶意数据,排名更是全部降至100名开外,而A妹的新单区重新登顶。

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

不出意外,“惨遭不测”的A妹显然也在关注这件事,她还点赞了一条写吴亦凡跌出榜单的推文。而她的经纪人更是在早先发了一条推求求这些粉丝不要再灌水了。(不过后来又出现了一条推称他根本不认识吴亦凡,那条推也不是他发的)

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

屠榜风波落幕,但Chinese bots (中国水军)却成为了推特的热搜。

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

这一下子可惹恼了吴亦凡的真爱粉,人家明明是铁粉,砸的也是真金白银,咋就成了水军?我们这明明是为了“华人歌手走向世界”哇!

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

但A妹、Lady Gaga 的美国粉丝却不这么认为,这么大规模的量不可能是人工操作的,上榜必然是靠什么小程序刷的!

其实我觉得吧,远在地球那端的美国群众怕是真不知道中国饭圈的厉害,人家吴亦凡的粉丝明明已经为这一天准备了好几个月,集资都集了大几百万了!

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

(来源:小声比比)

至于其他的操作手段么,当然也不能少。

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如此一来,屠个榜算什么?

又不是一次两次了,国内饭圈这套“控评打榜”的技术早已炉火纯青,此前的蔡徐坤、张艺兴不也登上ITunes美国榜首了嘛?

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

正如人家工作室所言:自专辑发行之日起,网络上不断有不实信息出现,均系诋毁诽谤!

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说实话,我也在这里奉劝各位一句:谨言慎行!不要再骂凡凡了!不让凡凡好好玩音乐,他回来演戏怎么办?

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?src=3&ver=1&timestamp=1541597985&__biz=MzAwNTgxMDA0Mw%3D%3D&signature=SYAn6xvrdu3myMpe8UwhHMx1k4Adkgv6NUusIE17FGvEmxTtHdhbML1xVzxRDzisbQb8k%2AoE2godwspylL7ycbU%2AQSCePtCJAf7A5OnZUM3Pv4LSbbxyci8iwQZzmQhdrse8S-BeJhWTTGS98uohg3D0MT8HRJJw1SyaUt8O2xU%3D&id=1000000708

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继续关注曲师师,你那些敢想不敢问的“两性”疑惑,都将得到解答。你闻所未闻的小知识,都能学到!

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